Lev's stories from sixth grade: The Candy Bar Trilogy

Sorting through Lev's writings, there were some really interesting, funny snippets of Lev from his sixth grade journal.
I will type some of them into the blog, to save them and to share his humor. They are written sloppily, in pencil, so they don't scan well. I'll try to get the originals up, but I think typing them would be best.
There is so little I can do with my emotions, so maybe this will help.

Here is one of his stories, I'm not sure if it's true, but the details are amusing. I definitely think there is some stretching of the truth to make a good tale since the facts of this first one don't add up. We were living in Costa Rica, without much access to Snickers, so it must be a tall tale, but here goes.

2 Pounds

Once when I was 7, I hid 2 pounds of snickers in my lego trunk and, by the way, that is 208 snickers which I hid. But this was a lego trunk and it was huge so I shoved them in the legos. Then 23 days after Halloween I ate them one by one, plunging my hands into the trunk, shoving through the legos, and pulling them out until I got a headache from too much chocolate. So, I ate until I choked for 4 seconds, but by then I was done. I think I choked on caramel but fell asleep from too much sugar at 3:45pm and slept for three hours. Then I felt like Barfing. THE END

Another similar story, so he must have hidden some chocolates in the lego trunk. We still have the lego trunk, and I did find a couple wrappers in it last year.

Me and My Friend

Once when I was 8 me and my friend were playing with legos when I got out 62 Snickers and 28 milky ways. Now there is something you should know about Milky Ways - they are like heaven but on earth. Just eating one makes my stomach feel fluttery and then I feel all light-headed like I could fly or levitate. So, we ate Snickers but I mainly pigged out voraciously on the Milky Ways and if someone had given me a Milky Way I would jump off a cliff for it. So, we ate until there were wrappers floating in a sea of trash but some wrappers may still be found in the Lego box.
THE END

Last story in the candy bar trilogy:

Blood and Guts Bar

Once upon a time there was a young fairy named Will who invited a human into fairy land and then the human started a candy bar factory.

(That's it. I don't know if it's the end, or he ran out of time or steam.)

Rebecca